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Những anh chàng tổ lái có nên chạy trốn không khi cảnh sát đuổi theo. Quay lại mà hỏi người yêu trước nhé. Nhưng mà...
Chàng trai cưỡi xe mô tô phân khối lớn chở một cô gái phóng như bay trên đường phố.
Một lát sau, có một chiếc xe cảnh sát rú còi chạy phía sau. Chàng trai sợ bị thổi phạt, nên tăng tốc chạy thật nhanh. Sau một đoạn đường dài, cuối cùng chiếc xe cảnh sát cũng đuổi kịp. Viên cảnh sát giao thông xuống xe, đến bên chàng trai đang lo ngại:
- Sao anh chạy nhanh thế? Chúng tôi đuổi theo để báo cho anh biết, bạn gái anh đã ngã khỏi xe từ chỗ rẽ lúc nãy rồi.
Nói có lý thật Có hai vợ chồng kia rất mê tín. Một đêm, bà vợ nằm mơ thấy mình bốc phân để lên tay rồi lại bỏ xuống.
Sáng ra, bà liền xách xe đạp đi so kết quả sổ xố, trúng được 105.000 đồng. Lĩnh thưởng xong, bà hí hửng về nhà, giữa đường lốp xe bị nổ toang. Đành phải thay cái lốp mới, hết đúng 10.000.
Về đến nhà, bà kể cho chồng nghe rồi nói:
- Chiêm bao linh ứng thật, em thấy phân là trúng số ngay. Nhưng không hiểu sao vừa có tiền thì lại hết liền. Ông chồng nói:
- Tại em bốc để trên tay rồi lại bỏ xuống nên tiền không ở trong túi lâu.
Bà vợ gật gù:
- Ờ, ờ, anh nói có lý. Lần sau có thấy nữa, em sẽ bốc "ăn" ngay cho chắc ăn.
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