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Cô giáo dặn học sinh:
- Ngày mai các em đem tới lớp một đồ dùng có liên quan đến bảo vệ sức khoẻ.
Hôm sau, nhất loạt các học sinh đều mang mỗi người một đồ vật.
- Tuấn, em đem gì tới?
- Thưa cô, em mang băng gạc dùng để băng vết thương ạ.
- Tốt lắm. Thế còn Tèo, em mang gì nào?
- Thưa cô, lọ ê-te dùng để rửa sạch vết thương ạ.
- Tý, em mang cái gì kia?
- Dạ, bình ôxy ạ?
- Em lấy ở đâu ra vậy?
- Dạ, của bà em.
- Thế bà nói gì khi em mang bình đi?
- Dạ, bà chỉ thở dài và phều phào nói: “Không được mang đi”.
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